Thursday, September 28, 2006

Thursday digest


- No doubt readers who were ready to string up the US Vice-President and his staff over the Valerie Plame non-story are as outraged over the recent leak concerning the National Intelligence Estimate.

The New York Times has compromised itself once again.

Oh, and by the way, just in case your favourite mainstream media outlet failed to mention it, I thought I'd let you all know that the Dow Jones stock index is trading at record highs, eclipsing the former high-water mark set in January 2000.

I'm just sayin'.

- I'm sure official Washington is shaking in its boots as a coup attempt is scheduled for Thursday, October 5.

The call to arms includes the following passage:

That which you will not resist and mobilize to stop, you will learn - or be forced - to accept. There is no escaping it: the whole disastrous course of this Bush regime must be STOPPED. And we must take the responsibility to do it. And there is a way. We are talking about something on a scale that can really make a huge change in this country and in the world. We need more than fighting Bush's outrages one at a time, constantly losing ground to the whole onslaught. We must, and can, aim to create a political situation where the Bush regime's program is repudiated, where Bush himself is driven from office, and where the whole direction he has been taking society is reversed. We, in our millions, must and can take responsibility to change the course of history. Acting in this way, we join with and give support and heart to people all over the globe who so urgently need and want this regime to be stopped.

Endorsers of this outlandish and ridiculous stunt include Steve Earle, Jane Fonda, Jesse L. Jackson, US Rep. Cynthia McKinney, Susan Sarandon, Rev. Al Sharpton, Cindy Sheehan, Martin Sheen, Gloria Steinem, US Rep. Maxine Waters, Cornel West, & Howard Zinn.

Haven't they learned that these antics are counter-productive?

- Yo, boooiiiieeee: a look at how gangster culture harms black youth, here.

- To borrow a phrase, we are all Israelis now.

- Finally, when I think of victim-of-the-day Belinda Stronach, I'm reminded for some reason of the line from As Good As It Gets as offered by romance novel author Melvin Udall, as portrayed by Jack Nicholson:

Fan: "How do you write women so well?"
Udall: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

Cue up the Stephanie McMahon chants.

Screech pulls a Dirty Sanchez and commits it to video

If anything deserves its own post, this does.

Now this I have got to see.

(For those unfamiliar with the "Dirty Sanchez", click here for a definition.)

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Tuesday digest


- Here's another look at Not-So-Slick Willie's temper tantrum from the weekend. Perhaps he's a little hot under the collar since Booty-Call Belinda hooked up with thuggish Tie Domi. It can't be easy to pull tail like you used to when you're 60 and have been out of office going on seven years.

I love the part about how his former National Security Advisor got caught sneaking classified material out of the White House in his pants.

From Richard Clarke, no less.

Former Clinton associate Dick Morris comments here. Now, I'm not certain that Dick Morris is the most credible man on the planet when it comes to talking about Clinton, but one question remains: is it too much to ask for a little humility, please?

- So the Conservative government in Canada has cut one half of one percent of all federal spending and the talking heads at the state broadcaster go nuts.

How utterly, pathetically predictable.

CBC reporter Julie Van Dusen's sob story tonight led off with scenes from a rally held in Ottawa nearly 10 years ago to save the French-only Montfort hospital, located in the east end of our nation's capital. She then suggested that without the Court Challenges Program, whereby the federal government pays minority groups to take the federal government to court, franco-Ontarians would have been left to twist in the wind, as if there aren't any affluent Franco-Ontarians around to fund such a challenge without relying on taxpayer's dollars (not to mention the "bilingual" - we all know that in Ottawa, what that word really means is French - Ottawa General Hospital, which is about 10 minutes away and the vastly disproportionate make-up of the federal civil service, after which years of preferential hiring based on language has allowed many Franco-Ontarians to have extremely successful and financially lucrative careers built on the back of the Pequiste threat from Quebec).

Then, it was implied that another minority group - gays - would not be allowed to get married in Canada today if not for this program. Show me a gay person living paycheque to paycheque and maxing out their credit cards to make rent. There aren't very many, are there? Again, there is more than enough affluence in that community to justify asking them to pay for their own legal fees. Besides, I don't see anyone rushing out to help, say, divorced fathers looking for a fair shake from the courts, do you?

Finally, they implied cancer victims are now going to suffer because of cuts to medical marijuana research. Obviously, there is money to be made and jobs to be created in this field through cutting-edge, innovative work being undertaken by entrepreneurship, so why does the government have to get in the business of competing with the private sector?

And from the other side, they showed a 8-second clip of John Baird mumbling something about a cost-benefit analysis. How can that compete with gay, French-speaking Ottawans in need of care who show up at the hospital for some spliff, only to be told, in English no less, "No pot for you!"

It pulls at the heartstrings.

Those damn Conservatives.

Good thing we have the CBC to remind us what proper Canadian values are all about.

I'll never fit in (what with my life's goal being the achievement of a Constitutional amendment to limit all government spending to no more than 20% of GDP. That's one dollar of every five to all you New Democrats out there).

Oh well.

- Funny, someone forgot to remind the misunderstood, oppressed, disposessed young men who planned on storming Parliament and beheading the Prime Minister in June that Canada isn't in Iraq.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Monday digest

- Bill Clinton has officially joined the ranks of Richard Nixon, Brian Mulroney, Alfonso Gagliano and David Dingwall as one of the most thin-skinned ex-pols of all time. Willie basically lost his shit by going on a petty, wild-eyed, hyper-partisan, paranoid tear on Fox News Sunday yesterday when asked to respond to those who say he could have done more in the eight years he was in office to prevent 9/11 (videos here). This is conduct very unbecoming of an ex-President, but again, it reminds us that above all else, Clinton's obsession with his legacy is what drives the man most of all. Moral of the story? The more one cares about being seen as a statesman, the less likely one is to become one, no matter how many photo-ops on behalf of the latest cause-du-jour one takes part in.

An excerpt from this article provides a much-needed reality check:

Before anyone starts taking our most recent ex-President too seriously, let's review the bidding. Clinton wasn't the President who ordered the armed forces to go after bin Laden without reservation, to get him "dead or alive." He wasn't the one who sent thousands of troops after al-Qaeda and nations that harbor and support terrorists.

Instead, President Clinton responded to attacks on our troops in Somalia by withdrawing, and responded to attacks by al-Qaeda on our embassies in Tanzania and Kenya by bombing the aspirin factory of an innocent pharmaceutical firm in Sudan. He reacted to al-Qaeda's bombing of the USS Cole by lobbing a few cruise missiles at empty tents in the desert. He turned down Sudanese offers to cooperate in tracking down and capturing bin Laden.

The bipartisan 9/11 Commission concluded that - far from doing more than anyone to kill the brutal murderer who now is the international face of terrorism - President Clinton had flatly refused to allow the military or CIA to kill Osama bin Laden. Clinton's instructions were that bin Laden should be taken, if at all, alive not dead. CIA officials reported that this instruction cut the chance of success in half.

That is not to say that the Clinton Administration wasn't in a better position to eliminate bin Laden. Evidence before the Commission showed that the Clinton Administration had live footage of Osama bin Laden at a camp in Afghanistan in the Fall of 2000, a year before the 9/11 attacks, but didn't act. NBC's Tom Brokaw, playing the tape on-air in 2004, noted rightly that this was an enormous opportunity lost. Having gotten bin Laden in your sights isn't something to brag about if you weren't willing to pull the trigger.


More factual analysis here.

- Has this man no soul?

- The federal Conservatives have made a $13 billion dollar payment on Canada's debt and have also trimmed government spending by a billion over two years. While hardly radical surgery, this is definitely a step in the right direction. With more moves like this, expect to see even more "Help Wanted" signs and new subdivisions going up all across Canada.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Live Review: Nashville Pussy/Priestess/Rye Coalition, Babylon, Ottawa, ON, Saturday Sept. 23, 2006

While Friday night's Danko Jones show was raunchy, last night's Nashville Pussy-led extravaganza was downright R-rated.

Strolled in to Babylon (with its two foot stage and ten-foot ceiling arguably Ottawa's worst venue to see a show) at around 10 PM. Missed the Rye Coalition but Priestess' big-time riffage was a great way to start the evening. These guys look like they walked off the set of "Almost Famous" and are pretty much a thrashy version of Sabbath. Excellent.

In between bands, the sound system offered a foreshadow of things to come with Priest's "Electric Eye", Kiss' "She" and Skynyrd's "Gimme Three Steps" among the offerings.

Then, around midnight came the amazing Nashville Pussy. I had seen Pussy before - about three years ago at the same venue - but this time was miles and miles ahead of that performance. A big reason for that is the introduction of new bassist Karen Cuda who brought the energy level, hotness, and tattoo factors way, way up. Led by the unlikely husband and wife team of Blaine Cartwright and the "Canadian Cannonball" Ruyter Suys in front of stickman - actually, who cares what his name is? - you've got a Zenith trucker-hat wearing, Jack-swilling lead singer who looks like he's permafried and sounds like Sam Kinison along with a lead guitarist with a hell of a mane of hair, jiggly boobs all over the place, and the chops to go with it. Pussy offered up AC/DC-inspired tunes with titles like "Struttin' Cock", "Gonna Hitchhike Down to Cincinnati and Kick the Shit Outta Your Drunk Daddy", and "Good Night for a Heart Attack" and although they were playing for maybe - MAYBE - 250 people, they played like they were headlining Maple Leaf Gardens and the year was 1976.

Highlight of the show was at the end when Ruyter climbed up on a barrier at the side of the stage, grabbed some guy's beer, chugged it, then doused the crowd with the rest of it and then spit the foam all over the place. Then, she played slide with the bottle, put the guitar behind her head and carried on till she broke two strings. (This moment had me spontaneously jumping up and down in approval, similar to my reaction at Wrestlemania X8 at the Skydome when the Rock pinned Hollywood Hulk Hogan.)

Bottom line is that the Pussy is stronger than ever and ready to blow the roof off your local dive bar. This was Ottawa's best show of the year thus far in my opinion. Go to their website and grab a ticket for when they're coming to see you on what they're calling the "Cum Get Some North America Tour 2006" if, like me, your 9-to-5 ass needs a good fix of filth.

Overall ratings:

Priestess: 8/10
Nashville Pussy: 9.75/10

Overall rating: 8.85/10

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Saturday digest




- It appears Jack Layton was indeed a last-minute addition to Afghan leader Harmid Karzai's itinerary today, after which Layton reportedly issued the following news release:

The leader of the NDP, Jack Layton, spent a pleasant hour with Hamid Karzai, the President of Afghanistan today. According to participants, Layton spent the hour educating Karzai on the realities of Afghanistan, the Taliban, and the proper way to fight terrorism. "It was a very productive meeting. I believe we managed to educate Karzai - he was very appreciative of learning more about Afghanistan," said Layton on Parliament Hill.

The Layton-Karzai meeting gave the NDP leader ample time to explain the correct way of thinking about buidling a democracy. He told Karzai that he would help negotiate a peace between his government and the Taliban, and that the NDP could also help build up proper democractic institutions. Said Layton, "First, we told them they needed a Status of Women Committee, sign the Kyoto Protocol, legalize gay marriage, and we also referred them to the CBC for lessons on how to start a national broadcaster." And, what did Karzai say in response? "Well, we had a lot to tell him, so he really just listened. I like that in a leader," said Layton.

The NDP leader said he would have liked another two hours to properly instruct Karzai, but the Afghan leader unfortunately had to leave. "I hope he has a better understanding of how Afghanistan works," said Layton, "but really, I needed another hour or two to properly explain the complexity of Afghan life."

Layton is hopeful that Karzai will come back to Canada for more meetings. "I also hope that Taliban representatives can come to Canada and meet with me for preparation for peace talks," Layton said. "It shouldn't take long for us to negotiate a deal. I just hope that Karzai keeps an open mind. I belive he needs more education - and the NDP is here to help."


(H/T: Fred.)

Live Review: Danko Jones/Rocketface/Iconoclast, Barrymore's, Ottawa, ON, Friday, Sept. 22, 2006

The official "Road Hammer Has Paid Off His Student Loan Rock Weekend" began last night with this triple-bill which took place at the one-and-only Barrymore's, live from the nation's capital.

First up was local four-piece Iconoclast, which delivered a very strong and polished 30-minute set of melodic hard rock. Check these guys out - they're very, very good. (I was going to buy their EP and the merchandise booth, but at $10 for 7 tunes, I cheaped out. Maybe next time.)

Next was the amazing Rocketface out of Toronto. A three-piece with the drummer performing both timekeeping and lead vocal duties, these guys borrow heavily from the Sabbath/Zeppelin tradition and are the Canadian answer to Wolfmother. This disc, I did buy. Absolutely incredible.

Finally, the main attraction, Toronto's Danko Jones (now featuring fellow St. David Catholic Secondary School alumnus Dan Cornelius on the skins). If you've never seen Danko (and this was my second time), he's pretty much a Metallica-ized version of Lenny Kravitz combined with one part each of Joe Cocker (sweat) and Gene Simmons (tongue). All of these factors come together to make up what can only be described as the Danko experience.

About the third song, the band blew a fuse and the lighting went down. It didn't matter to the very enthusiastic audience or the performers, who carried on "like it was a concert in your mom's basement". Lots of cynical, tongue-in-cheek comments about the phoniness and cliches of the rock star business were delivered from the stage by Danko in between quick and intense bursts of aggressive riffage spanning all three of his releases.

Stage presence personified, the man can both entertain AND play. It is a total injustice that while "new rock" stations Canada-wide are still playing such pap as "Mr. Jones" three times a day fifteen years after it was released, Danko can't get airplay to save his life.

If you love rock, straight up, you should check this guy out and if he's not coming to a town near you anytime soon, listen to his online radio show titled "The Magical World of Rock with Danko Jones" for evidence of the homage this man pays to everyone from Dimebag Darrell to Ray Charles. It comes out in his live act, which is both strangely familiar and individually unique all at once.

Overall ratings:

Iconoclast: 8/10
Rocketface: 9/10
Danko Jones: 8/10

Overall rating: 8.25/10

Check back tomorrow for a review of Nashville Pussy tonight at Babylon.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Friday digest

- In typical fashion, the Bloc Quebecois, which represents a province representing just over 20% of Canadians (and falling), has demanded one-third of all new federal transfer monies within four years.

Just another day at the office for the separatists, who have the ultimate luxury to propose and oppose pretty much whatever the hell they want because they are free from the burden of accountability that comes with a seat at the table of government.

- The leader of the party which knows what's best for everyone (see here) won't get his chance to tell the leader of Afghanistan why he's wrong and that the Taliban are really not a half-bad bunch of guys (see here). Sorry, Jack, but the "let us enlighten you" routine won't work with a leader like Harmid Karzai.

- The author of the 1998 Iraq Liberation Act says he would have voted for the coalition's mission, here: "This deal with Iraq makes me want to throw up. I’m sick and tired of being told that if you voted for authorization, you voted for the war. It was a mistake, and I would have made it, too.”

- Phrase of the day today comes from US Ambassador to the UN John Bolton: "Comic strip diplomacy".

- This commentator asks when the "open season" on Islam is going to end and as per usual, blames pretty much everyone else for his faith's troubles rather than extolling Muslims to take a good, hard look in the mirror and asking the hard questions about violence, tolerance and dissent. There's your answer, pal.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Thursday digest

- A couple of bouquets to start today.

First, I have to give big props to a couple of members of the Democratic party leadership, Charles Rangell and Nancy Pelosi, for standing up, resisting the temptation to play to the balcony, and instead, are calling out the farcical Hugo Chavez.

- I also have to give big ups to Trudeaupian Judy Sgro for eschewing the typical Liberal line and speaking out on the nearly 50% of evacuees from Lebanon who have decided to go back while using the Canadian passport as the equivalent of a get out of jail free card in Monopoly.

- Feminist organizations are complaining that the Canadian government is about to cut their funding. As they purport to represent 50% of the population, why do women's groups need taxpayer dollars anyways? Shouldn't they be more than able to engage in their own private fundraising? Or could it be that most women don't think that these radical left-wing organizations, who are at the forefront of promoting such idiotic and harmful notions as "genderless parenting", speak for them?

- Another look at the half-truths and political posturing going on surrounding the torture debate, here.

- Finally, here's some refreshingly frank talk about social policy from the Big Apple.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Wednesday digest


- Loonie left hero and Venezuelan Marxist dictator Hugo Chavez waved around a copy of Noam Chomsky's latest diatribe, above, at the UN today before referring to the President of the US as the "devil" and suggesting that they should have brought in a mental health professional yesterday after W addressed the world body.

Reasonable people, draw your own conclusions.

- The Toronto Sports Network (TSN) has hired Tie Domi to accompany Leaf propagandist Glenn Healy in studio this year in an obvious ratings ploy to keep so-called "hockey fans" in the GTAA from turning their TVs off once the Leafs are eliminated from contention every spring.

- Hey, Senator Norm Coleman (R-MN)!

Matt Dillon called from the set of "There's Something About Mary - The Sequel".

He wants his fake teeth back.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Tuesday digest




- A sickening reminder of what modern Iran is all about, here.

- The Guardian has reported what interrogation techniques the CIA wishes to use, here.

They include induced hypothermia; forcing suspects to stand for prolonged periods; sleep deprivation; a technique called "the attention grab" where a suspect's shirt is forcefully seized; the "attention slap" or open hand slapping that hurts but does not lead to physical damage; the "belly slap"; and sound and light manipulation.

None of these are nice things, but I can think of a lot worse things that most people would like to do to terrorists - and that terrorists would like to do to most people, for that matter.

- On that, I have to say that I respect John McCain's military service, but some are calling his proposals naive, others suicidal, while of course there are those who are fawning over the guy. I am on the fence about "torture" but the more I hear from McCain, the grandstanding, pissing-inside-the-tent, self-promoting jerk that he is, the less likely I will be months from now. The guy's main argument is that if the US doesn't treat captives according to the Geneva Conventions, then the enemy won't do the same for American prisoners of war. Pfft. As if this band of medievalists ever would. McCain knows that. He's just using this issue as a political soapbox to further stick his finger in the President's eye.

John McCain is as dishonest and selfish as they come.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Monday digest

- Four Canadian soldiers have been killed by a suicide bomber as they were supposedly handing out candy and gifts to children in southern Afghanistan.

It's completely appalling that some aspirants to the job of Prime Minister of this country believe that we should sit down and engage in dialogue with the perpetrators of atrocities like this.

Ascribing rationality to terrorists is the most damaging mistake liberals make when arguing for their approach.

- As Ford and GM talk merger, a look at how the public policy climate in Michigan is certainly not helping the auto industry, here.

- This unflattering portraing of the events of last May on Parliament Hill leave one with the undeniable impression that Belinda Stronach is a little in over her head.

- Couldn't help but notice a couple of things about last night's CTV programming. First, at the end of Big Top Talent, I mean, Canadian Idol, host Ben Mulroney congratulated winner Eva Avila of Gatineau, Quebec in French by referring to the "millions of Canadians and Quebeckers who voted" for her.

Hold on a minute.

Since when was the Parti Quebecois sponsoring this show? Quebeckers don't have their own army/passports/central bank/embassies abroad just yet. And last time I checked, the show was called "Canadian Idol", not "Hyphenated Canadian Idol". No matter to Mulroney, who news reports say later referred to Avila as the "perfect Canadian Idol" because not only is she bilingual but TRIlingual (English, French, Spanish).

How very Trudeaupian of our Ben. His father would be proud.

(No word if the unilingual runner-up, a native of Newfoundland, was asked to comment.)

Then, on to the Amazing Race, where the contestants this time around include black single moms from Birmingham, Alabama, former drug addicts turned models, a father/daughter team who are trying to rebuild their relationship after she declared her lesbianism years ago, an amputee, two flamingly effeminate boyfriends, and pairs of Asian, Indo and Muslim American teams.

Suffice it to say I couldn't help but notice that this cast of characters is undoubtedly a royal flush when it comes to politically correct poker.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Book Review: "Ghost Rider: Travels on the Healing Road" by Neil Peart (2002)


Neil Peart, drummer and lyricist for Rush, lost his daughter and common-law wife of over twenty years within a ten-month span in 1997-98. To cope with his loss, he rode his BMW motorcycle all across North America. This is his memoir.

A couple of things stand out about this book. First, it's that no one should have to deal with such blows, and the agony that one faces afterwards (although seemingly insurmountable) can make a person better for it should it be dealt with in ahealthy way. Second, Neil Peart could care less about his fans and doesn't really like what he does.

I'll expand on that point.

He constantly goes on about how he hates "people", loathes staying in Best Westerns (and Super 8s in particular), and tries his best to avoid recognition wherever he goes. It's actually to the point where he runs into his tour bus from his drum kit immediately after his band finishes their encore. Contrast this with a guy like Gregg Allman, for example, who has faced numerous hurdles in his life yet still tours like crazy AND signs autographs from the lip of the stage after shows. I've seen this first-hand.

On top of that, Peart describes in mind-numbing detail how he eats like royalty on his journey and basically sneers at his situation when he finds his dining companions to be common folk like seniors on a tour bus or what have you. Only the best for this philosopher king, I suppose. He is extremely cavalier (and at times openly dismissive) of what he does for a living ("it's a job, I guess" is the attitude he takes), and totally fails to realize how his income gained from 9-to-5ers like me have allowed him to do things like take his wife from Toronto to London and then to Barbados to pass away, own more than one home, and decide to say "screw it" and just hop on a BMW bike to travel around the continent, complete with storage in Mexico for the summer months and a plane ticket back there in the fall to retrieve his motorcycle and continue his journey to wherever. Then, this stuck up anti-American has the audacity to complain about his tax bills and fret about his finances to boot in between letters to his hippie, vegetarian best buddy who's stuck in a Buffalo jail for getting caught trying to import a shitload of dope from overseas. Not a lot of real life going on here despite the twin tragedies.

I don't mean to take away from the guy's heartache, and I can be pretty damn impatient with the masses myself, but frig, he should show a little more respect for the regular Joes who allowed him the livelihood to be able to do this.

Through "Ghost Rider", I started to really, really dislike Neil Peart, but then about two-thirds of the way through the book, he met someone and I was kinda pulling for him to make it work. It didn't, and although that brought him down a level, the overall taste in my mouth left by the man was not a good one since he takes so much for granted.

You know what they say about meeting your heroes? It's not a good idea because they're bound to disappoint. Well, Neil Peart never was one of my heroes but I'm sure to those for whom he is, after meeting the man they probably went away wishing they had never met him at all.

Overall rating: 4/10

Weekend digest

- I am very disappointed that the Pope seems to have recanted his remarks, mild as it is. Although his "apology" still doesn't go far enough for some Muslim clerics, this sad episode is clearly a win for those who are stuck in their own pre-Enlightenment view of the world. This will only further embolden Islamic fundamentalists across the globe who reject the twin concepts of introspection and critical thought. Forgive me for suggesting this, but it seems to me to be increasingly uncertain if Islam can comfortably co-exist with the values of Western civilization.

- A word on the President's request to Congress that they clarify and define the limits of "alternative interrogation practices" within the context of the Geneva Conventions, an agreement to which al-Qaeda is most certainly not a signatory. Richard Minitner recently went to Guantanamo and found the following:

The high-minded critics who complain about torture are wrong. We are far too soft on these guys - and, as a result, aren't getting the valuable intelligence we need to save American lives.

The politically correct regulations are unbelievable. Detainees are entitled to a full eight hours sleep and can't be woken up for interrogations. They enjoy three meals and five prayers per day, without interruption. They are entitled to a minimum of two hours of outdoor recreation per day.

Interrogations are limited to four hours, usually running two - and (of course) are interrupted for prayers. One interrogator actually bakes cookies for detainees, while another serves them Subway or McDonald's sandwiches. Both are available on base. (Filet o' Fish is an al Qaeda favorite.)

Interrogations are not video or audio taped, perhaps to preserve detainee privacy.


More:

The kinder we are to terrorists, the harsher we are to their potential victims.

Striking the balance between these two goods (humane treatment, foreknowledge of deadly attacks) is difficult, but the Bush administration seems to lean too far in the direction of the detainees. No expense spared for al Qaeda health care: Some 5,000 dental operations (including teeth cleanings) and 5,000 vaccinations on a total of 550 detainees have been performed since 2002 - all at taxpayer expense. Eyeglasses? 174 pairs handed out. Twenty two detainees have taxpayer-paid prosthetic limbs. And so on.

What if a detainee confesses a weakness (like fear of the dark) to a doctor that might be useful to interrogators, I asked the doctor in charge, would he share that information with them? "My job is not to make interrogations more efficient," he said firmly. He cited doctor-patient privacy. (He also asked that his name not be printed, citing the potential for al Qaeda retaliation.)

Food is strictly halal and averages 4,200 calories per day. (The guards eat the same chow as the detainees, unless they venture to one of the on-base fast-food joints.) Most prisoners have gained weight.

Much has been written about the elaborate and unprecedented appeal process. Detainees have their cases reviewed once a year and get rights roughly equivalent to criminals held in domestic prisons. I asked a military legal adviser: In what previous war were captured enemy combatants eligible for review before the war ended? None, he said.

America has never faced an enemy who has so ruthlessly broken all of the rules of war - yet never has an enemy been treated so well.


If you're skeptical of what Mintner says, how about James Tarantno of the Wall St. Journal, who suggests that there's no such thing as solitary confinement at Gitmo?

The case against Guantanamo rests on a web of falsehood. Far from being held "beyond the laws of civilized nations"--laws that terrorists, by definition, reject--the detainees here enjoy a panoply of procedural protections. All except the 14 recent arrivals have gone before Combatant Status Review Tribunals to re-examine their designation as enemy combatants--even though these "Article V" hearings are required under international law only if that designation is in doubt, and under the U.S. Supreme Court's 2004 Hamdi v. Rumsfeld ruling if the detainee is a U.S. citizen. (Attorney General Alberto Gonzales told me last week that the newly arrived detainees had not yet received Article V hearings but would.) In addition, each detainee annually goes before an Administrative Review Board, analogous to a parole hearing, which determines whether he can be released without harming U.S. security.

These processes are not mere window dressing. As President Bush noted in a speech last week, some 315 of 770 Guantanamo detainees have been released from U.S. custody, either through one of these proceedings or through informal processes that predated them. More than a dozen of the freed detainees, Mr. Bush added, are known to have returned to the battlefield, suggesting that the procedures are, if anything, too lenient.

Many detainees also have petitioned for habeas corpus since the Supreme Court's 2004 Rasul v. Bush ruling; and of course trials for the four detainees who've been charged with war crimes have been delayed only because Osama bin Laden's bodyguard was able to avail himself of our appellate courts to challenge the legality of the proceedings.

Likewise, it is nonsense to say the detainees are "completely cut off from the world." There is no solitary confinement at Guantanamo; even at maximum-security Camp 5, the cells have outside light and openings in the doors through which detainees can communicate with one another. They have ample contact with the world beyond the camp, too. "Over 40,000 pieces of mail have come in and out of here," Adm. Harris says. "If you chose to write one of them a letter, all you'd need to do is put their name on it, say 'Guantanamo Bay, Cuba,' put our ZIP code on it, and they will get that letter.

"Most of the detainees have lawyers," the admiral adds. "There are over 900 habeas lawyers representing less than 450 detainees," and the lawyers are free to visit their clients. Representatives of the International Committee of the Red Cross "come down for almost a month at a time, four times a year, and then [for shorter periods] at other times, and they have unfettered access to any detainee they want to see, whenever they want to see them."


Leaving purely politically motivated attacks against the President aside, compare this debate, which is happening in full public view, to the sometimes ethically questionable tactics employed to destroy the two evils of Nazism and Communism. In addition, it must also be recognized that al-Qaeda would certainly not show such concern for the status of enemy combatants. I have not come to ground on this issue, personally, but I strongly believe two things: first, that this new enemy is forcing us to fundamentally re-think the balance security versus liberty, and secondly, that the richness of this debate and discussion, which has engaged all three branches of the US government, the public, the media AND the international community demonstrates the humanity, decency and reasonability that is at the very core of American society. Whether you think torture is justified OR effective, the fact that this conversation is even happening in such a way undeniably puts the United States on the moral high ground right from the start.

- Another reason to love the Aussies - the Australian Broadcasting Corporation had Christopher Hitchens appearing on the anniversary of 9/11. As Fred points out, you'd NEVER see someone like him on the CBC, not even to provide equal time to someone with a point of view that differs from the pap they usually offer up as "public interest" journalism. More on Hitchens's divorce from the Left, here.

- I've been pretty hard on the city of Ottawa lately, but I have to disagree with this reviewer who comments on a less than capacity crowd of 12,000 fans for Friday night's concert by The Who at Scotiabank Place by asking "(W)hat's wrong with you, Ottawa?" I don't think in this case there's anything wrong with Ottawa, but instead with artists who charge over $200 just for each person to walk through the door of the arena, not to mention parking, a couple of pops, etc. etc.

- Very illuminating article here on a popular Toronto morning show host who has recently dealt with panic attacks. As someone who has had a history of these myself, it's tremendously important that people who think they need help ASK for it, as this fella did. It will be the best thing you can do for yourself - trust me on that one.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Trish Tribute II


Good news, Hammerheads.

Last weekend, I blogged about Trish Stratus' impending retirement, which I believed was going to be happen last Sunday. Well, in fact, her last match doesn't take place until TOMORROW night, live from her hometown of Toronto.

(I know, I'm slipping.)

Of course, the upside is that I get to post another pic and pay heed to the woman once again!

I love it when I'm wrong like that.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Friday digest II


- As he is burned in effigy, Muslim leaders the world over are calling for the Pope to apologize for engaging in such offensive practices as theological analysis and debate.

No one should be surprised that the campaign of intimidation and illiberalism is continuing, but if there's one institution I have complete confidence in to NOT bow down before the intolerance of Islamism, it's the Church.

I would be very surprised if he takes back his remarks, and comparisons to Hitler are just going to make Catholics dig their heels in even more as this firestorm burns.

(I know. I am one.)

- Now here's a rogue's gallery if there ever was one. All you who romanticize Cuba under Castro and Venezuela under Chavez, look at the company they keep (Mugabe and Ahmedinejad).

Like one of the boys at the rubber factory used to always say, "birds of a feather will shit together".

- On that note, Belindy and Tie Domi are bumpin' uglies.

As if we needed further proof that this woman has TERRIBLE taste in men. (H/T: Skeelo.)

- Decorated geo-political expert Sean Penn thinks Iraq was just a ploy by the Bush administration to cover up Enron (uh, how, exactly?), that the Administration has "devastated our democracy" (it's always the person on the losing side who is the first to scream "anti-democratic"), and that the military needs to be rebuilt (as over 64,000 men and women have re-enlisted).

It's quite telling when a guy talking like this is considered one of the more reasonable voices of the Hollywood left.

Friday digest part I

- Apparently, a Christian leader suggesting that the concept of jihad needs to be clarified is akin to "re-opening a holy war" according to the headlines on CTV Newsnet.

Are we in the West expected to dumb down our long-held standards of scholarly discourse and intellectual inquiry now, too, lest we offend Islamists?

I love the line in this article from a Pakistani government spokesperson: "Anyone who describes Islam as a religion as intolerant encourages violence".

So does it go like this?

Infidel to radical Islamist: "You're not tolerant".

Radical Islamist to infidel: "Oh yeah?"

Beheading of infidel by insulted radical Islamist follows, because radical Islamist is hurt by insinuation that he's not tolerant.

Sorta proves the point, doesn't it?

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Thursday digest

- Well, there's really only one thing to say about yesterday's shooting in Montreal, and that's a prayer for the victims, their families, and any other troubled souls who, like the gunman, may be struggling through the darkness of mental illness.

- Great article here by George Will on do-gooders who would protect the masses from such evil as Wal-Mart, Coke and McDonald's.

He concludes, "(W)hen liberals' presidential nominees consistently fail to carry Kansas, liberals do not rush to read a book titled `What's the Matter With Liberals' Nominees?' No, the book they turned into a best-seller is titled `What's the Matter With Kansas?' Notice a pattern here?

Liberalism as condescension, indeed.

- Mark it down: next Friday on Parliament Hill, a rally to wear red to recognize the values of courage and sacrifice that are regularly demonstrated by Canadian soldiers overseas. (And if anyone sees someone there wearing New Jersey Devils paraphenalia, there's a good chance it might be me!)

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Rock Star: Supernova Finale



Toronto is batting two for two.

Lukas Rossi follows last year's top dog, JD Fortune, as the newest Rock Star winner.

First, I have to give the big thumbs down to Global, whose botched editing job tonight left us to assume that the Iceman, Magni, was first to go of the four finalists (despite an AMAZING version of Deep Purple's "Hush" last night).

Next up was Toby who got the boot, and as Dave Navarro said, this guy already has a hit in his pocket so he's on his way.

Finally, to no one's surprise, it was down to Lukas and Dilana, who really had emerged as the front-runners from week number one.

Both singers have their strengths and weaknesses, but the choice of Lukas leaves me cold for several reasons. I'm afraid Supernova (or whatever they'll be called now) are going to be a poor man's Velvet Revolver without the guitar solos (and judging from that TERRIBLE track they played again tonight, I emphasize the word "poor"). In the end, I think the onstage (androgynous Bowie look with Jagger-esque mannerisms) and off stage (hard partyin') persona that Lukas brings to the table hit the boys' soft spots. In particular, I suspect that executive producer Tommy Lee was sucked in by nostalgia both for his own heroes and also by memories of his own cock walkin', substance abusin' heyday. Are those the right reasons to pick a singer? I don't think so. It's kinda like loading up on players from your favourite team in the hockey pool. I also don't see how Lukas' voice AND liver both are going to make it through an entire year of touring (if this project lasts beyond the first leg of dates like INXS' did).

Could Dilana have won this thing? I don't think so. It seemed like the fix was in from the start, and any shot she had at fronting this band was pretty much killed when she pulled her little shitfit about three weeks ago and cracked after the press day. She's not one we're going to forget, though, and if she plays her cards right, she'll do OK.

Personally, I wanted Storm to win, as I've mentioned before, but that brings me to the broader point about this entire thing. Rock Star: Supernova gave a lot of people the chance to shine and demonstrate that real artistry, not this Canadian/American Idol crap, is still alive in a HUGE way. Even if it takes the machine of Mark Burnett to remind us of the fact, there are authentic and undiscovered souls out there that love making music and want to bring it to us. In other words, get out of the frickin' Irish pubs, skip the multiplex for once, and take a break from the poker table. Instead, grab your local indie rag, see what's going on in your town and support new music. Even if you only do it once every four or six weeks - even if you have to pay for your friends' cover because he or she isn't really into it - get out there and reward the creativity, risk and expressiveness that can only come through an amplifier, loud and live.

It's yours for the taking.

And that's what rock n' roll is all about, baby.

Wednesday digest


- Just another reminder that if you're expecting intellectual heavy lifting rather than profane name calling and moral equivalency from celebs suffering from Bush Derangement Syndrome, you're going to find yourself out of luck. However, if you're looking for examples of failed vanity exercises dressed up as political entrepreneurship? No problem.

- New Democrats have nominated a former LSD importer as their candidate in a Toronto by-election.

Anyone find any further comment necessary?

No?

Then, we'll just move on.

- Continuing proof here that Richard Armitage has issues relating to ethics, character and integrity.

Breaking News

Four dead and sixteen injured in Montreal after a lunchtime shooting at Dawson College.

I thought "Bowling for Columbine" said this stuff doesn't happen in Canada.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Tuesday digest II

- It's encouraging to see that there are some socialists who in fact DON'T want to change Canada's flag to a white cross on a white background.

- Quiz time: Who said the following today?

"It is regrettable that US policies in the Middle East have fueled extremism, terrorism and anti-US sentiment."

"What has happened recently in Lebanon, the Palestinian territories and
Iraq is exacerbating the fight against global terrorism."

"The US should take this opportunity to review its policies in the Middle East and start looking at the root causes of terrorism and broker a comprehensive peace in the Middle East."


Your choices are as follows:

a) Sean Penn
b) Alexa McDonough
c) George Galloway
d) Jesse Jackson

Answer here.

- Lawrence Kaplan makes it clear: a retreating United States would be, as he calls it, an "engine of murder" in Iraq.

Indeed.

Tuesday digest


- Going to bed last night, I felt like I was transported back in time with that anxious, quasi-headachey "living nightmare" feeling I had in the days and weeks after the attacks. This was because I had just finished watching "The Path to 9/11", an all-too-damning indictment of the law enforcement agencies who, for various reasons, couldn't and wouldn't prevent the attacks from happening despite several opportunities to do just that. I lay a significant part of the blame at the feet of lawyers who would have evidence revealing terror plots deemed inadmissible in court or unactionable because it was received or obtained "improperly" (wiretaps, anyone?) or information prevented from being shared between agencies because of misplaced concerns regarding privacy or some such notion.

Personally, the saving of innocent lives trumps ANY civil liberty in a time of war.

And, if only for the sake of debate, I am glad also that it FINALLY exposed Bill Clinton's follies in the years leading up to 9/11. As I've said, his time under the microscope was long overdue!!!

More importantly, we have to ask if we're any safer, and I think the answer to that question is a mixed bag. Almost four years after the Madrid bombings and two after the London attacks, urban transit security is pretty much a joke. In Canada, we still don't have our no-fly list together five years after the idea was first proposed and airport workers face minimal screening. Port security is a laughable concept, too. There's no question that significantly more resources have been dedicated to thwarting terror, but not nearly enough, in my opinion, and the reason for that is purely politics. All the free or partially-free day care programs we argued about in the last election here in Canada will be far from top of mind if the Toronto subway were to be attacked, and that makes me just sick. What is the role of government if not to secure the people? We need to get away from this idea of the womb-to-tomb nanny state and recognize that the state's #1 priority has got to be national security.

After all, this is war, and far too few realize what that means.

- The conclusion of Robert Sibley's series in the Ottawa Citizen, here.

- Right Wing News reports that Iraqi captives at Abu Gharaib are pleading for the facility to remain under US management.

By the admission of terror suspects, it seems the new boss isn't quite the same as the old boss when it comes to human rights.

- And hey, did you hear who's playing at Steve Irwin's funeral?

Sting.

Monday, September 11, 2006

The Culture of Liberty Will Prevail


I'm going to take a break from my regular commentary today, for obvious reasons.

Instead, I'll just let this speak for itself.

In memoriam.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Sunday digest


- I'd like to acknowledge the career of the toughest chick to ever grace a wrestling ring, and that's Canada's own Trish Stratus, pictured above. Tonight in Toronto, Trish will perform in the squared circle one last time before "retiring" and getting married on September 30. I expect we haven't seen the last of her, but rasslin' fans the world over will miss her energy, passion and drive to entertain. Thumbs up, Trish!

- Part II of Robert Sibley's series in the Ottawa Citizen, here.

- Shirley Douglas, mother of Kiefer and daughter of Tommy, allegedly said the following at the NDP convention yesterday:

"If I had a religion, it was the CCF."

You gotta wonder how many other lefties go to bed every night praying to Che Guevara or some other false deity asking for their souls to be delivered by socialistic salvation.

So much for the separation of church and state.

- Another slip by the forces of peace, tolerance and open-mindedness: Gord Downie of the Tragically Hip last night in Stratford, asking “Here’s one for President Harper and Prime Minister Bush . . . anybody want a gun?” I suppose non-violent dialogue is only reserved for jihadists.

- While on the topic of double-standards, here's a golden one from Canada's state-owned media conglomerate.

- Mark Steyn is in fine form on Sept. 10.

- I don't hate Bill Clinton in the least. Honestly, I don't. But I have to ask: has the guy taken responsibility for ANYTHING in his entire life?

- Hey, rednecks! Are you paying attention? The reining king and queen of the tabloids say they won't get married till everyone can. You better be listenin', then. As Daimnation! says, "Kneel before Brangelina".

Saturday, September 09, 2006

DVD Review: "United 93" (2006)


This is a film that every thinking person should see. It doesn't cut corners, accurately portraying the Islamic fundamentalist terrorists as pure evil. "United 93" also demonstrates the agony of impending death, knowing you are about to leave this world for another, more uncertain one, or depending on your faith, perhaps none at all.

There are no big-name stars here to distract from the story, the camera work unstable, the editing quick. Be sure also to catch the feature on the families for a glimpse into how they were involved in the making of this film, reminding us that no matter who we are or where we come from, we are all worthy targets in the eyes of al-Qaeda by virtue of the fact that we live in a liberal, democratic, capitalist society.

A timely reminder of just what it is that we're fighting for.

Overall rating: 9/10

Saturday digest


Instead of wasting twenty minutes of your time that you'll never have back this weekend by tuning into the convention of the party of retreat and defeat, put down that remote control and read this article by the Ottawa Citizen's Robert Sibley. You'll see that talk of giving Afghanistan back to the Taliban is not only a mistake strategically but is in fact mere cover for the broader anti-Western, moral relativist, apologetic worldview that is embodied by the majority of members of the Left throughout Canada, Europe and in some parts of the United States.

What is really at stake here is much more than the role of Canadian troops in Afghanistan.

It's whether or not we truly believe in who we are.

Film Review: "Little Miss Sunshine" (2006)


This film follows a family of misfits as they go from Alberquerque, New Mexico, to Redondo Beach, California, to enter their daughter in the "Little Miss Sunshine" beauty pageant. Issues of sexuality, suicide, addiction, self-acceptance, and societal pressures, among others, are dealt with in hilarious fashion as the family hurtles towards their destination amid much chaos. However, this isn't your average PG-14 film, as the two mothers and their two 8-year old daughters sitting in front of us soon found out. I have to admit that the whole experience was made even more enjoyable by the presence of the theatre-goers in front of us. I was both cringing and doubled over with laughter at the same time as Grandpa, played by Alan Arkin, barked out commands to the other characters like "Fuck as many women as you can - not just one, but many" and "Get me some porn, and none of this airbrushed shit". (In case you're wondering, mothers and daughters ended up leaving about 80% of the way through.) Anyways, this movie is a more than a little far-fetched in some places, but you'll howl, especially if you're a fan of irreverent comedic character sketches found in flicks like "Sideways" and "About Schmidt".

(Also, as if the scene in which he appears isn't enough of a mess, keep an eye out for the cameo by Ron Popeil of "Set It and Forget It!" fame. Big points there.)

Recommended.

Overall rating: 7.75/10

Friday, September 08, 2006

Friday digest

- From the "truth is stranger than fiction" file comes news that Cindy Sheehan has admitted to fantasizing about travelling back through time to kill the infant George W. Bush in his crib to prevent the Iraq war from happening.

Suffice it to say that this is behaviour becoming of neither a "peace mom" nor someone in complete control of their mental faculties.

- Apologizing to the Wilsons? How about apologizing to everybody else who had their reputation damaged because of this witchunt?

Armitage says he didn't come forward because "the special counsel, once he was appointed, asked me not to discuss this and I honored his request."

"I thought every day about how I'd screwed up," he adds.

Armitage never did tell the president, but he's talking now because Fitzgerald told him he could.


Does this guy have any guts whatsoever? He stood by for three years while his colleagues were pilloried at the hands of a careerist attorney, and only now is he admitting his role in the whole sorry affair. Nice hire, Colin Powell.

- If the Clintonistas are so convinced of their righteousness of their actions in the nine years between the first and second World Trade Center attacks, they shouldn't be demanding that ABC re-edit dramatic miniseries "The Path to 9/11", scheduled to air Sunday and Monday evenings. Conversely, they should welcome its broadcast and refute the insinuations accordingly, as conservatives (and non-conservatives who value truth) did with the award-winning "documentary" Fahrenheit 9/11. One has to wonder why they're so afraid of having their actions put under scrutiny (and I'm no hater of Bill Clinton).

- Wow.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Thursday digest


- Another shameful performance as the Godfather of Hezbollah arrives on a US speaking tour. With the REAL Secretary of State on his way out, things are not encouraging.

- Comparison time. Slick Willie: inauguarated in 1993. First World Trade Center attack: 1993. George W. Bush: inauguarated in 2001. Second World Trade Center attack: 2001. And only now is the microscope being put on Bubba. I think Bill Clinton needs to suck it up and just be thankful that he hasn't had to face any tough questions before now.

- W. has acknowledged the long-rumoured secret CIA prisons in Europe and has pledged to transfer the detainees from those facilities (including the alleged mastermind behind 9/11) to Gitmo. He also acknowledged that information gleaned from these captives led in part to the arrests in London this summer. In other words, what they obtained saved innocent lives.

Some may argue that Gitmo is no better than where these suspected terrorists came from, but I would point those people to the case of Canadian citizen Abdurahman Khadr. Khadr was once imprisoned there but was released after being found to have committed no crime and also for co-operating with Western authorities.

I don't see what's so difficult to grasp about that concept.

If you don't believe me, look it up yourself.

- Finally, here's a great idea: send a Support Our Troops magnet to every loony left pol you can think of, especially Nanaimo-Cowichan's NDP MP Jean Crowder, a woman who I am convinced hasn't worn a bra since at 1970 at the latest.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Rock Star: Supernova Week X


It will come as no surprise to regular readers of the Hammer that I strenuously disagree with the band's decision to send Storm home tonight. I think it should have been Dilana, the Drama Queen, who continued to unravel this week as evidenced by her refusal to move past the events of two weeks ago. Her embarassing, schoolgirl tripe at the songwriting clinic was farcical and her refusal to allow Lukas to sing "Behind Blue Eyes" was absolutely pathetic. Even more unacceptable was the fact that she admittedly had only heard the Limp Bizkit version rather than the immortal version by original artists The Who.

As for Storm, although she got the boot, I think that could be the best thing that ever happened to this girl. Now, she has both fame AND creative liscence, which is more than the winner of Rock Star will be able to say. Storm Large is a star on so many levels that I can't even begin to describe it. Just ask Dave Navarro - he'll tell you. Although I was hoping for more from her original, and the choice of "Wish You Were Here" tonight was sappy, we have not heard the last of her, that's for certain, and I am a big, big fan.

"Lazy" Lukas did the bare minimum for the songwriting clinic and also played the same tune on consecutive nights, a tribute to his mom titled "Headspin". (Is that because he couldn't be bothered to learn a new song, my brilliant wife asked? I have to wonder.) Although he has grown on me, the reason I don't like this guy is because he's more a yeller than a singer. His version of "Livin' On a Prayer" was lacking, especially in comparison to my own version (ahem) which won me first prize in a Cancun karoake contest four-and-a-half years ago (complete with two female backing singers, one from Wyoming and the other from Montana). Loved the spiked gloves, though - could that have been a tribute to the Metal God himself?

Magni? I think that the vanilla Supernova original we heard tonight was a perfect fit for him. This guy is very capable, but that's about it for me, and capable just won't cut it. The track sounded like a Goo Goo Dolls B-side, and that probably suits Magni just fine.

Finally, Toby. This guy has come into his own over the last few weeks because he's let go, like he said, and that's excellent. You just gotta be you if you want to connect with the audience and have them accept your performance as the real thing. The original track he did would sell tons, and I think that at the end of the day, it's between him and Lukas for next week's crown.

(By the way, the idea of Gilby Clarke leading a songwriting clinic? Please. I'm surprised that wasn't more of a torn-down train wreck than it was.)

Wednesday digest

- Reason #108 why the NDP will never form government in Canada: they pull stunts like this.

After hearing about the resolution equating Canadian soldiers to terrorists, I had to ask myself, "Do people in that party actually get embarassed?" Then, I realized the answer, which is yes, they do, upon which, they join the Liberals.

- Even the NYT realizes that Plamegate is a farce.

- Great article here on the false premises behind the Iraq debate.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Tuesday digest

- So much for respect and tolerance of differing lifestyles.

- On the Ahmedinejad watch, now he's cleansing the universities of reformist elements. Sounds like the average Ontario arts faculty during the Mike Harris years.

- Speaking of Ahmedinejad, here's his apologist Bill Maher proving once again he'd rather insult the very people he hopes to convince to join his side than actually bring them over through rational, respectful, adult argumentation. No wonder the white middle class overwhlemingly rejects Democrats - the Achilles heel of Maher and his pals, if not anti-Semitism, is outright elitism.

- The latest from VDH, here, and on that note, the transcript of the President's speech from earlier today.

- Finally, in the biggest non-story since the Plame affair, I have to take issue with people placing Damon Allen in the same league as Warren Moon after capturing the "record" for most passing yards by a "pro" football quarterback. This is a guy who played his entire career in a league where the most outstanding player couldn't even crack the regular roster of a non-playoff team. Don't get me wrong, I love the CFL and prefer it to the NFL seven days out of seven, but to suggest that Allen's accomplishments put him anywhere close to the greats who played in the US is just pretending.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Book Review: "The Good Fight: Why Liberals - And Only Liberals - Can Win the War on Terror and Make America Great Again" by Peter Beinart (2006)


I was going to wait for the paperback copy of this book to come out, which I figured would most likely come after this November's congressional elections, but I couldn't resist reading it now especially given how the pro-Iraq war Joe Lieberman has been unceremoniously kicked out of his party, despite voting with the Democrats over 90% of the time.

In "The Good Fight", Peter Beinart illustrates the challenges that the Democratic party has faced since the post-World War II era, through to Vietnam, the Clinton years and into the 2000s. Basically, for Beinart, this is a party that has historically struggled to come to grips with issues like anti-Communism, containment, and multilateralism abroad while struggling to define itself on issues like labour and civil rights at home. Although liberalism has not always been cohesive, for Beinart, where liberals differ from conservatives is that they don't think America is inherently and fundamentally good. In the liberal worldview, it's the checks on American power through bodies like the UN, and the demonstration of American values like liberty and equality through government action at home, that allow American prestige to be used to just ends abroad.

As for conservatism, the dominant worldview within that strain of American political thought, according to Beinart, is that America, by virtue of her very existence, is the beacon for people the world over who struggle under oppressive regimes. Therefore, the exercise of American power need not be subject to limits, and doing so would equate to self-doubt and contrition, two very unpatriotic and ultimately dangerous sentiments when fighting enemies such as the former Soviet Union, genocidal fanatics like Slobodan Milosevic or non-state enemies like al-Qaeda.

One is left to believe that Beinart argues for a Kennedy-esque approach to terrorism, although he doesn't ever really come out and say it. As Beinart recounts, Kennedy, as fiercely anti-Communist as they came, matched his eyeball-to-eyeball approach to Moscow with projects like the Peace Corps, which demonstrated the virture of American democratic culture throughout the world. This, combined with a commitment to the values of the New Deal at home, allowed for a consistent and idealistic yet tough policy against the enemy. This came in contrast to the students and others who comprised the 60s' radicals which ultimately came to dominate the party post-Johnson and would culminate in the disastrous McGovern campaign of 1972.

Beinart seems to acknowledge the impracticality of the radicals' approach but this book is more a history lesson than anything else. Only in the last chapter does he make an argument, tepid as it is, to recast liberalism in the Cold War tradition, one that asserted American military power abroad but was coupled with efforts like the Marshall Plan, which Harry Truman used to make allies out of former enemies. I don't think he's nearly hard enough on the elements in his party who seem hell-bent on ideological purity right now instead of providing an effective and pragmatic yet still-liberal response to the Bush White House's "damn the torpedoes" approach to foreign policy. Although Beinart espouses a mild form of moral relativism, the conspiracy theorists, America-haters and those who think Halliburton is more threatening to American security than radical Islam who now dominate liberalism get off with pretty much a free pass.

If Beinart and his friends wish to re-invigorate their party with the spirit of Cold War liberalism a la John F. Kennedy, they've first got to lose their fear of making enemies within their own camp, as many Democrats did in the Cold War era when the Communist element was pushed out and marginalized. It's an uphill struggle, no question, but absolutely vital if the foreign policy debate in America is to move beyond the Bush doctrine on the one hand and street protests with "No Blood for Oil" placards on the other.

(And who knew that Bobby Kennedy worked for Joseph McCarthy?)

Overall rating: 6.75/10

Album Review: "City of Evil" by Avenged Sevenfold (2005)


This is the album that fans of old-school heaviness have been waiting for.

Avenged Sevenfold take the best of Maiden, Megadeth, Priest, Rush and Metallica and combine it with clear vocals to give us an album chock full of solos, riffs and toe-tapping stick work that will restore your faith in the genre and cause you to involuntarily make the devil sign with your index and pinky fingers.

If you're a fan of the genre, this is melodic, hard aggression that will hit the spot.

Metal fans, skip Tool and go right for Avenged Sevenfold.

Overall rating: 8.75/10

Monday digest


- The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, has died after getting attacked by a stingray.

My buddy Dave over at the Parking Lot will strenuously disagree with me on this point, but I have to ask: why the massive outpouring of grief when risk-taking celebs like Irwin, Dale Earnhardt and and others are killed while doing things that otherwise normal people would never think to even attempt?

- This commentator is drinking the Kool-Aid. While you can't argue with positive economic growth, he doesn't mention personal debt loads, nor does he mention the housing bubble, which is eventually going to burst, or the need to realistically deal with entitlements.

- Another look back at the lessons of Katrina, here.

- Fareed Zakaria compares Iran's Mahmoud Ahmedinejad to Huey Long and concludes that in the grand scheme of things, he's pretty small-time. However, that doesn't take away from the fact that international institutions like the UN, in a characteristically limp performance, are not providing the teeth which would rein Iran's burgeoning nuke program in. While so many liberals want to see checks put on American power, the case of Iran demonstrates that often times, the White House has no choice but to go it alone because of bureaucratic ineptness, indecision and an unwillingness to match rhetoric with consequences.

- Finally, a word from Kurt Angle on his recent release from the WWE, here.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Sunday digest


- It is absolutely appalling that libertarians are now counselling voting for Democratic Congressional candidates to stop runaway federal spending, although it seems to have not hurt the economy ... yet.

- Great rule right here: In a debate, the first person to mention the word "Hitler" or "Nazis" should automatically lose. I think this should be expanded to include the words "Vietnam" and "quagmire".

- A look at why Iran can so easily shrug off the UN.

- The case for social policy rooted in tough love is borne out through the statistics.

- Speaking of social policy, I have to be suspicious any time activists from organizations like the Vancouver Area Network of Drug Users applaud the Prime Minister. Don't safe injection sites just make it easier for users to not have to make the decision to kick the stuff, thereby prolonging their addictions?

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Saturday digest


- I have thought Colin Powell was a major-league asshole for over ten years now because he struck me as selfish, ambitious, and a maverick. His emerging role in the whole Plame affair is nothing short of absolutely disgraceful.

- Much hullaballoo about this film. I don't see the big deal. From what I've read of the plot synopsis, "Death of a President" doesn't advcoate assassination, but is more a look at a potential World War triggered by Dubya's death. Why not? We live in a free society, unlike Cuba, Venezuela, Iran, Syria, or Saddam's Iraq where daring to even discuss such subjects could lead to execution. It sounds challenging, interesting and thought-provoking, although if I go see it, I fully expect that fellow theatre goers who otherwise preach the virtues of peace, love and tolerance for differing points of view will stand and applaud wildly, if not spontaneously masturbate, at the title scene.

- Eeeks.

- Once again, Quebec is the straw that stirs the drink (see here). This is why Canadian politics basically sucks. You've got one province of ten with less than one-quarter of the population pretty much running the show because they refuse to vote for parties that can provide them a seat at the Cabinet table.

(Oh, and Israel had it coming.)

Album Review: "Black Holes and Revelations" by Muse (2006)


Imagine if an album contained traces of every English rock group EVER, and this is it. Everything from Deep Purple, Sabbath, Queen and ELP, to 80s synth pop like Depeche Mode and the Pet Shop Boys, and 90s critical faves like Radiohead and the Verve can be found here, all topped off by Coldplay-esque production. Every song is unique in its own way, each sounding significantly different from one to the next. As a whole, does it work? I'll tell you after a few more listens. Of the 11 tracks, there are about three I could do without but there are certainly more than a couple of flashes of excellence throught the rest of the album.

Impressive, but I'm still trying to get a handle on it.

Overall rating: 7.5/10

Friday, September 01, 2006

Friday digest


- Jack Layton on Afghanistan:

"We believe that a comprehensive peace process has to bring all combatants to the table. You don't accomplish peace if those who are fighting are not involved in the peace-based discussion" ... "a collective desire to reduce violence and death could become a real motivation on all sides" to join peace talks.

Personally, I don't remember seeing the Taliban's desire to reduce violence and death on 9/11, or any time since for that matter. However, according to the leader of the NDP, all you need is love. What's even more silly about this line of thinking from the socialists is that they say Canadian troops should be in Lebanon and Darfur, but should lay down their arms and negotiate with the Taliban. Could it be because the States are leading the charge in Afghanistan? I think that the high priests of Canada's official state religion (ant-Americanism), the NDP, have once again let their hatred of anything red, white or blue get in the way of clear thinking.

With this kind of rhetoric from Layton, the Liberal caucus having nothing in common except for the fact that they a) all hate each other and b) call themselves Liberals, and Gilles Duceppe too comfy in Ottawa to leave and go to Quebec City to push for Quebec separation, the opposition parties are going to have do a lot better if they want to unseat the PM.

- According to living Marxist legend Noam Chomsky, everybody's long been on board for a two-state solution in the Middle East except for the US and Israel, of course. Oh, and no mention of the kidnapping of the Israeli soldiers by Hezbollah.

Why is this guy taken seriously?

- Meanwhile, Miss England, a Muslim herself, says that moderate Muslims are turning to terrorism to "prove themselves".

To whom?

More here.

- "The Republicans deserve to lose at the ballot box, but the Democrats don't deserve to win." True, 'dat. But are the South Park Conservatives really in play?

- It's time to put the biggest non-story of the decade to bed.

Told ya so.

- A look back at the corrosive effects of dependency one year after Katrina, while Juan Williams reminds us that the way to avoid poverty is to do the following:

Finish high school, at least. Wait until your 20’s before marrying, and wait until you’re married before having chi

ldren. Once you’re in the work force, stay in: take any job, because building on the experience will prepare you for a better job. Any American who follows that prescription will be at almost no risk of falling into extreme poverty. Statistics show it.


No argument here, and in my opinion, anyone who pretends differently is doing so simply for crass political purposes.

- Finally, Happy Labour Day.