Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Wednesday digest


- Loonie left hero and Venezuelan Marxist dictator Hugo Chavez waved around a copy of Noam Chomsky's latest diatribe, above, at the UN today before referring to the President of the US as the "devil" and suggesting that they should have brought in a mental health professional yesterday after W addressed the world body.

Reasonable people, draw your own conclusions.

- The Toronto Sports Network (TSN) has hired Tie Domi to accompany Leaf propagandist Glenn Healy in studio this year in an obvious ratings ploy to keep so-called "hockey fans" in the GTAA from turning their TVs off once the Leafs are eliminated from contention every spring.

- Hey, Senator Norm Coleman (R-MN)!

Matt Dillon called from the set of "There's Something About Mary - The Sequel".

He wants his fake teeth back.

4 Comments:

At 5:38 PM, Blogger Road Hammer said...

Make no mistake, I am certainly not suggesting that a law be passed by government banning all Leaf has-beens from gaining employment with TSN.

It is just further evidence that the market they are appealing to cares more about all things Buds than they do the game of hockey.

 
At 7:08 PM, Blogger Skeelo said...

Given that Healy can get pretty heated up at times, I'm hoping he and Tie have a brawl on live TV. I'm also hoping Domi pummels Steve Simmons.

 
At 12:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes... he was Neidermayer in Animal House. Hence the lines used in the We're Not Gonna Take It video.

"A Twisted Sister Pin? ON YOUR UNIFORM!"

 
At 4:36 PM, Blogger greenchief said...

You nailed it Skeelo. Steve Simmons is in need of a speedbagging more than anyone this side of Terrell Owens.

To me, he'll always be the guy who said Lemieux shouldn't have come out of retirement to play again because "he'll be no help to the Penguins."

A more Toronto-centric, band wagon-jumping, media idiot does not exist anywhere.

 

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