The pomposity has reached new heights

Broken-down hippies and cocaine wastecases Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young are coming to a town near you to protect your ability to speak out.

That's right, the Freedom of Speech '06 tour is on its way.

Look out, warmongers, because there's nothing that's going to block our heroes as they defend truth, justice and the American way ... oh, and the right to make loads of cash peddling "dissent".

Top ticket price: $125.

(But that's got nothing to do with it, right?)