The Biggest Loser

Tonight, our contestants are Janet Reno (h/t: Daifallah via Drudge) and Brian Pallister, he of "All in all, it's just another Ding in the wall" and "You're not going to Wrigley out of this one" fame.

Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that neither of these two inhaled?

UPDATE: Cindy Sheehan, estwhile US Senate candidate from California, has joined the competition.