"You know why they call you guys the Heat? 'Cause you're not cool."

It looks like Miami Heat C Shaquille O'Neal is going to be gracing a WWE ring with his presence sometime in the near future, thanks to this this wet noodle of a chair shot that he delivered on Carlito for running down his team. Money shot: "You know when I said this is his house? I lied. This is Carlito's house."