Endorsement

- The Parking Lot has been kind enough to inform us all of the best places to stop to do your business when travelling between Hogtown and the nation's capital.

Personally, I think there's no better time than now to do something I should have done a long time ago, and that's give the official Road Hammer endorsement to Uncle Booger's Bumper Dumper, pictured above.

Thanks to Uncle Booger, you can avoid the humiliation of outhouses, kicking in toilet stall doors to see who's had the courtesy to flush, and wiping away pee from the prickshot before you who didn't even care enough to lift the seat.

Thanks to the inevitable bank of eighteen wheelers found at every single rest stop, you'll have all the privacy you need, and with a little hand sanitizer, you're good as golden.

Finally, there is another way.