The 10 habits of highly defective people

Over at townhall.com, Doug Giles has blessed us with his final installment in his series, Developing the Disaster Master Mind. This is great stuff for people who need a kick in the ass, and as a public service, I am bringing them to you.

1. Be a slacker.
2. Blame others.
3. Embrace hopelessness.
4. Follow others mindlessly.
5. Be a wet blanket.
6. Hang out with morons.
7. Be a self-obsessed me-monkey.
8. Stand for nothing.
9. Have an "it's not my job" mentality.
10. Quit when the going gets tough.

Now, I know none of the Road Hammer faithful EVER espouse ANY of these habits, but we all know people who do, so pass 'em on.