Important Public Service Announcement

This week, Giant Tiger has women's cowboy hats on sale for the low, low price of only $14.99.

Gentlemen, this is the perfect gift for the lady in your life. You know she has always dreamed about running off and joining the rodeo, and with a hat and a pair of cutoffs, she'll be ready to live out that fantasy.

What could be better?

Fellas, you all know the answer, and it's simply this:

Not too much.